July 8, 2010
Rename the exclamation point

For the betterment of society I propose we call it the “anal sensory rape spike.” Maybe then calls to avoid overusing the anal sensory rape spike might actually carry some weight.

Someone: The bitch from HR totally loves the sensory rape spike.
Another: I know; she needs to cool it in those emails. We - we are talking email, right?

  1. understudy posted this