HENRY

kellyoxford:

Last night Henry and I were watching ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and discussing the culture, time period and decor.

Henry: what is the material she’s wearing?

Kelly: silk. i can’t wear it because i have three kids and it would get destroyed.

Henry: where does it come from.

Kelly: worms.

Henry: serious?

Kelly: yes.

HENRY VOMITS ON HIS LAP
I SHIT YOU NOT; IT GROSSED HIM OUT THAT MUCH.

PEOPLE: If you are not following Kelly Oxford on teh Tumblr or teh Twitters, then you are missing out on great shit.

FUCKING WORMS.

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   in my hair. I woke up freaking out...slapping my head

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    CATERPILLARS. They are caterpillars....used to raise that shit in shoeboxes.

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    PEOPLE: If you are not following Kelly Oxford on teh Tumblr or teh Twitters, then you are missing out on great shit....

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