August 24, 2010
success

I measure success by the number of spent lime wedges found at the bottom of my glass.

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FILED UNDER: success OED 
July 24, 2010
contraception

I am witness¹ to a growing number of conversations that include a half-hearted sentiment that goes like this:

Person: Enjoy [your baby] now, because they grow up really fast.

It sounds a lot like this:

Person: The whole thing turns to total shit.

¹ Witness to, not party to.

2:31pm  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/853697929/contraception
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FILED UNDER: contraception OED children 
July 18, 2010

Refudiate

Maybe she knows something the rest of us don’t?

It couldn’t be the other way around, could it?

6:25pm  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/829907772/refudiate-maybe-she-knows-something-the-rest-of
FILED UNDER: refudiate OED Sarah Palin 
July 8, 2010
Rename the exclamation point

For the betterment of society I propose we call it the “anal sensory rape spike.” Maybe then calls to avoid overusing the anal sensory rape spike might actually carry some weight.

Someone: The bitch from HR totally loves the sensory rape spike.
Another: I know; she needs to cool it in those emails. We - we are talking email, right?

10:00am  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/785781108/rename-the-exclamation-point
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FILED UNDER: anal rape spike exclamation point punctuation sensory rape spike 
July 7, 2010
nakecation You know… when your roommates leave and the clothes come off.

nakecation

You know… when your roommates leave and the clothes come off.

7:22pm  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/783395076/nakecation-you-know-when-your-roommates-leave
FILED UNDER: nakecation OED 
June 12, 2010
Frelicious: not being a word since ever.

Frelicious: not being a word since ever.

8:52pm  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/692550121/frelicious-not-being-a-word-since-ever
June 10, 2010
It’s not a fucking word, so stop it already.

It’s not a fucking word, so stop it already.

12:31pm  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/684484513/its-not-a-fucking-word-so-stop-it-already
FILED UNDER: congradulations congratulations OED 
June 7, 2010
Yet some folks continue to use “on accident” with the utmost purpose.

Yet some folks continue to use “on accident” with the utmost purpose.

9:00am  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/673582975/yet-some-folks-continue-to-use-on-accident-with
FILED UNDER: by accident OED pushing some buttons ON purpose 
June 4, 2010
There is no one less likable - no one I despise more - than the person I become when trying to impress someone. Seriously, he’s a fucking dick.

There is no one less likable - no one I despise more - than the person I become when trying to impress someone.

Seriously, he’s a fucking dick.

9:30am  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/663749509/there-is-no-one-less-likable-no-one-i-despise
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FILED UNDER: OED impostor impress 
June 3, 2010

test

Just that.

8:03pm  |   URL: http://understudy.tumblr.com/post/661948458/just-that
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